Lego Movie Repeat the Whole Thing Again I Wasnt Listening
Batman: [while under attack] To the Batmobile!
[the Bad Guys shoot at the Batmobile, blowing it upwards]
Batman: Dang it...
Wonder Woman: To the Invisible Jet!
[the Bad Guys shoot at an empty infinite side by side to the Batmobile, causing an explosion]
Wonder Adult female: Dang information technology...
[last lines]
Duplo: We are from the planet Duplo, and we're here to destroy you.
Emmet: Oh, man.
Batman: I simply work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.
Batman: [to Lucy] If this relationship is going to work out between us I demand to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it. I will text you.
Emmet: Uh, guys? Nosotros're almost to crash into the sun.
Batman: Yeah, merely it'southward gonna expect really absurd.
Emmet: [while driving] I wanna become home!
[a house lands in the eye of the roadway and Emmet crashes into it]
Emmet: That's not what I meant!
Emmet: You don't have to be the bad guy. Yous are the near talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And yous are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special. So am I. And so is anybody. The prophecy is made upwardly, but it's also true. It's about all of u.s.. Right now, it's about you. And you... still... can modify everything.
Bad Cop: Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!
Bad Cop: Playing dumb, Masterbuilder?
Emmet: No! I- Masterbuilder?
Bad Cop: Oh, so you've never heard of the prophecy?
Emmet: No, I...
Bad Cop: Or the Special?
Ant: No! No, I...
Bad Cop: You're a liar!
[Starts boot and wrestling a chair]
Pismire: Look, um... I lookout man a lot of cop shows on TV... isn't in that location supposed to be a-... Isn't at that place supposed to be a adept cop?
Bad Cop: [Body slams chair and then throws it across the room] Oh yes, simply we're not done yet.
[Confront changes to the cheerful Good Cop]
Bad Cop: Howdy, buddy! I'1000 your friendly neighborhood police officeholder! Would you lot similar a glass of water?
[Sets cup of water on table]
Ant: Aye.
[reaches for loving cup]
Emmet: Yeah, really...
Bad Cop: [face changes dorsum to Bad Cop] Too bad.
[Knocks cup off the table]
[repeated line]
Benny: Spaceship!
The Man Upstairs: You know the rules, this isn't a toy!
Finn: Um... it kind of is.
The Man Upstairs: No, actually information technology'due south a highly sophisticated inter-locking brick arrangement.
Finn: But we bought it at the toy store.
The Man Upstairs: We did, simply the mode I'm using it makes it an adult thing.
Finn: The box for this one said "Ages 8 to 14"!
The Human Upstairs: That'due south a suggestion. They have to put that on there.
[to Lord Business organisation]
Vitruvius: One 24-hour interval, a talented lass or beau, a special one with face of yellow, volition make the Piece of Resistance establish from information technology's hiding refuge surreptitious, and with a noble army at the captain, this Principal Builder will thwart the Kragle and salvage the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, nearly important person of all times. All this is true considering it rhymes.
Lucy: Today volition not be known as Taco Tuesday. Information technology will be known as freedom Friday, just still on a Tuesday!
Benny: Disable the shield! Come up on! You are undermining me!
Computer: Which phrase would you like me to underline?
Benny: Disable the shield!
Metalbeard: Permit me try.
[to the figurer]
Metalbeard: Be ye disabling of yond shield.
Computer: Disabling shield.
Benny: What?
President Business concern: Hi, I'chiliad President Business, president of the Octan corporation and the globe. Allow's take extra care to follow the instructions or you'll be put to sleep, and don't forget Taco Tuesday'due south coming next week.
Batman: You know, I don't want to spoil the party but, does anyone notice that nosotros're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? Do yous know what kind of sunburn I'1000 going to go? None, 'crusade I'm covered in latex, but you guys are going to get seriously fried. I mean it's not like a... like a big gigantic ship is just going to come up out of nowhere and save US past gosh.
Emmet: Hey, uh, listen. Do y'all think you can explain to me why I'one thousand dressed like this? And what those big words in the heaven were all about? And, like, where we are... in time?
Lucy: Your home, Bricksburgh, is one of many realms in the universe. There'southward also this one, Pirates Cove, Knights Gild, Vikings Landing, Clown Town, and a bunch of others we don't even mention. Lord Business organisation, or equally you think you know him, President Business, stole the Kragl, the most powerful object in the universe...
[in tedious dreamy vocalisation]
Lucy: ... apathetic, blah, blah. Proper name. Identify name. Backstory stuff...
Emmet: Mmm-hmmm
Lucy: [in normal voice] ... is the Special. The Special...
[in slow dreamy vox]
Lucy: ... I'm so pretty. I similar you. Simply I'm aroused with you for some reason...
Emmet: Mmm-hmmm
Lucy: [in normal vox] ... put the Slice of Resistance onto the Kragl and disarm it forever!
Emmet: Smashing. I think I got it. But just in instance... tell me the whole thing once more, I wasn't listening.
Emmet: That's the signal, but the shield is still upward.
Batman: And so I guess we'll only have to fly it.
[Beat]
Batman: That'southward a bat pun.
Lucy: [President Business demands the Slice de Resistance which Pismire has] Nosotros'd rather he die than requite it to yous.
Ant: I... would non rather he died.
Vitruvius: Nosotros are entering your mind...
Emmet: What?
Vitruvius: To evidence that you have the unlocked potential to be a Master Builder.
[Vitruvius and Wyldstyle make chanting noises around Emmet, followed by a big flash of light]
Emmet: [floating in space] Whoa, are nosotros inside my encephalon right at present? Information technology'due south big. I must be smart.
Vitruvius: I'1000 non hearing a whole lot of activity in here.
Lucy: I don't think he'south ever had an original idea... in his life.
Emmet: [chuckles] That's not truthful. For case, one time I wanted a bunch of my friends over to lookout Television set, not unlike this TV that only showed upwards magically. And not everybody can fit on my one couch, and I thought to myself, well, what if there's such a matter every bit a bunkbed but as a couch? Introducing the double decker couch! So everyone could sentry TV together and be buddies!
Lucy: That'southward literally the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Vitruvius: Please, Wyldstyle, permit me handle this. That idea is but the worst.
Vitruvius: My fellow Master Builders. Including only non limited to Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Swamp Fauna, 1980s Something Space Guy...
Benny: Hello.
Vitruvius: ...The 2002 NBA All Stars and Wonder Woman. Y'all have traveled far to exist here for a moment of great import. Nosotros take learned that Lord Business organisation plans to unleash a fully-weaponized Kragle on Taco Tuesday to cease the world equally we know information technology.
[the oversupply gets restless]
Vitruvius: Please calm yourselves Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michelangelo, and Cleopatra. There is withal one hope. The Special has arisen.
Gandalf: Have the young man step forward.
Vitruvius: Every bit you wish, Dubbledore.
Gandalf: I'k Gandalf!
Dumbledore: It's pronounced Dumbledore.
Vitruvius: Dubbledore?
Dumbledore: No, Dumbledore.
Vitruvius: I thought you said Dubbledore.
Gandalf: Vitruvius!
Vitruvius: Ah, nosotros gotta write all that down 'cause I'thou not gonna recall any of it, but here we go. The Special will now give an eloquent speech.
[to Emmet]
Vitruvius: Become ahead man, you lot got this.
Lucy: [about Batman'due south song] That'south real music, Pismire. It's dark and brooding.
Pismire: Hey, I can exist night and brooding also - Guys, wait, a rainbow!
Unikitty: And then why did you come up dorsum?
Metalbeard: This be-doubled land couch. I watched Lord Business' forces completely overlook it. Which ways we need more ideas similar it!
Pismire: Oh, give thanks you lot.
Metalbeard: Ideas then impaired and bad that no one would ever recollect they could possibly be useful.
Emmet: Oh. Thanks.
Robot: [At the Octan loading bay] Who are you here to meet?
Batman: I'grand here to see... your butt!
Robot: Is that a final name Barrel, starting time name Your...?
Robot: [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot decapitating him] Oh, my gosh!
[Batman and Benny laugh then Batman throws some other Batarangs at the gate push but fails to hit it]
Batman: Prisoner of war!
[he throws another which still doesn't striking information technology]
Batman: Wham!
[he throws another and misses again]
Batman: Kezap!
[he then repeatedly throws the Batarangs until information technology finally hits the button making it go green]
Batman: Kickoff try!
Benny: [suddenly appears] Hey, I'm Ben! But you tin can call me Benny! And I can build a spaceship. Scout this.
[starts building a spaceship]
Benny: Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!
Lucy: No! Y'all tin't. The skies are surrounded.
Benny: That's okay, I didn't actually wanna build a spaceship. Anyway, that's cool.
[kicks his half congenital spaceship and it falls apart]
Metalbeard: [describing President Business organization' office] ... Guarded by a robot regular army and secondary measures of every kind imaginable. Lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants...
Vitruvius: Emmet...
Emmet: Who said that?
Vitruvius: I did. I am Ghost Vitruvius. Oooooh. Emmet, you didn't let me end earlier because I died. The reason I made up the prophecy was because I knew that whoever found the piece could become the special. Considering the only thing anyone needs to exist special is to believe that you lot can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster but it's true. Look at what you did when you believed you were special. You just need to believe it some more.
Pismire: But how could I just determine to believe that I'thousand special when I'k not?
Vitruvius: Considering the world depends on it. Ooooohh.
Vitruvius: I liked Emmett before it was cool.
Abraham Lincoln: A house divided against itself... would exist amend than this!
Emmet: I'm only gonna come correct out, I take no idea what's going on or what this place is at all.
Unikitty: Hullo! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Deject Cuckoo State!
Ant: Then there are no signs on annihilation. How does anyone know what non to practise?
Unikitty: Here in Cloud Cuckoo State, at that place are no rules: At that place's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.
Lucy: You just said the discussion "no" similar a k times.
Unikitty: And there'due south also no consistency.
Batman: [the clown and the cadger man are dancing around him] I hate this identify.
Unikitty: Any thought is a good idea except the not-happy ones. Those we push downward deep inside where you'll never, ever, always, EVER notice them!
Bad Cop: You were found at the construction site convulsing with a foreign slice.
Pismire: That's icky!
TV Presenter: We now return to "Where Are My Pants?"
"Where are my pants?" guy: Honey? Where are my paaaaaaaants?
Lucy: [to Ant] Come with me if you want to non die.
Unikitty: Business organisation, business organisation, business concern. Numbers. Is this thing working?
Robot: Yes.
Unikitty: Yeah!
Shaq: Yous fix for this?
Shaq: Oh no! They were prepare for that.
Vitruvius: Emmet, yous had a vision.
Emmet: I did?
Vitruvius: MasterBuilders spend years training themselves to clear their minds enough to have even a fleeting glimpse of The Man Upstairs and yet, your mind is already so prodigiously empty that there is zero in information technology to clear away in the first place. With proper training you could get a great MasterBuilder.
Emmet: President Business organisation is going to end the globe? Merely he'southward such a good guy! And Octan, they make good stuff: music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history books, voting machines... look a minute!
[first lines]
Vitruvius: He's coming. Comprehend your butt.
Ant: [to the Master Builders] I have no experience fighting, leading or making plans. It'due south going to exist really hard, just I...
Metalbeard: [Gets upwardly from his seat, yelling] Really hard?
[Looming over Emmet]
Metalbeard: WIPING YER BUM WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND IS Really Difficult! THIS Be Impossible!
[after Batman flies in and saves them]
Batman: Relax, everybody, I'thousand here.
Ant: Batman!
[to Lucy]
Batman: What's up, babe?
Lucy: Babe!
Ant: What?
Lucy: Oh, sorry.
[to Batman]
Lucy: Batman, this is Ant.
[to Emmet]
Lucy: Emmet, this is my boyfriend. Batman.
Batman: I'm Batman.
Emmet: That'due south your boyfriend?
[Batman swerves his aircraft to avoid getting hitting by Bad Cop every bit he chases afterwards them]
Pismire: Batman, huh? Where did you guys meet?
Lucy: It's actually a funny story. Right, Bat...?
[she turns to meet Batman has disappeared]
Bad Cop: There he is!
Batman: Police force to meet you, Bad Cop.
[Bad Cop sees Batman has landed on his vehicle]
Bad Cop: Batman! The pleasure is all mine!
[Bad Cop punches Batman, so they beginning fighting on pinnacle of Bad Cop'southward vehicle]
Batman: Guess what, you lot big dumb infant? Your car is a baby carriage.
[Batman transforms Bad Cop's vehicle into a baby carriage and it starts plummeting to the footing]
Vitruvius: My sweet Pismire, come closer. You lot must know something about the prophecy.
Pismire: I know. I'yard doing my all-time but... I don't-I don't.
Vitruvius: The prophecy... I fabricated it upwardly.
Pismire: What?
Vitruvius: I made it up. It's not true.
Emmet: But that ways I'm simply... I'm not the special?
Vitruvius: You must mind. What I'm about to tell you will change the form of history...
[Dramatic pause. Then Vitruvius dies]
Vitruvius: Blargh.
Batman: [well-nigh Deject Cukoo Land] I hate this identify.
Emmet: Isn't there a good cop?
Bad Cop: [Changes to skillful cop] Hi buddy! Desire a loving cup of water?
Emmet: Yeah, actually.
Bad Cop: [Changes dorsum to bad cop]
[Smacks water away]
Bad Cop: As well bad!
Batman: Bruce Wayne? Uh... who's that? Sounds similar a cool guy.
President Business: Hi, I'k President Business organisation, president of the Octan corporation and the world. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions,
President Business organisation: [Whispering] or you'll be put to sleep.
President Business: And don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week! That'due south the day every rule-following citizen gets a free taco and my love. Take a swell day, everybody!
Emmet: You have a slap-up twenty-four hour period too, President Business. Man, he's such a absurd guy. I always wanna hear more of what...
Pismire: [Realized nigh Business] Wait, did he say "put to slumber"?
Batman: Guess what, you big impaired babe? Your car is a baby carriage.
Batman: This is not how Batman dies.
Vitruvius: These mechanical birds volition go our bulletin out. They will go to an internet cafe and e-post the remaining Master Builders, who will run across us in the secret realm of Deject Cuckoo Land.
[haphazardly throws the birds out of the window]
Unikitty: [to Metalbeard] So why did yous come back?
Metalbeard: This be doubled land couch. I watched Lord Business organization' forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!
Emmet: Oh, thank yous.
Metalbeard: Ideas so dumb and bad that no 1 would ever think they could mayhap be useful.
Pismire: [Disappointed] Oh. Thank you lot.
Emmet: Wildstyle, you're such an amazing person. And, yous know, if Batman can't come across that then he'southward just , well, he's just equally blind equally a guy whose eyes stopped working.
President Business organization: Hey, not and then special anymore, huh? Well guess what? No one e'er told me I was special! I never got a bays just for showing up! I'm non some special trivial snowflake! No! But as unspecial as I am, y'all are a thousand-billion times more unspecial than me!
President Business: [after putting the Kragle with the Piece of Resistance] Emmet... thank you. And I just want y'all to know from the bottom of my center, from this moment foward, I solemnly promise that I will never-
[the Kragle explodes]
Emmet: I think I heard a whoosh.
Emmet: [to Metablbeard] Who are yous?
Metalbeard: The name be Metalbeard. And I'll tell you my tale of woe.
Vitruvius: Oh, great, hither nosotros go again.
Batman: What're you losers talking about? Thought I'd assistance you lot guys out. Left the weird true cat affair to stall.
Bad Cop: [after he shows to have joined Ant'south side] I hope there'due south still some "good cop" in me.
Good Cop: [Spins his head effectually to where Skilful Cop'due south confront was and draws a hackneyed smiley face on it] Yay!
Emmet: Ahhhh! I wanna become home!
Emmet: This is non what I meant!
Benny: Hullo! I'k Ben, just you can phone call me Benny, and I can build a Spaceship! Watch!
Metalbeard: [after Benny tries to disable the shields several times with no luck] Let me try.
[to reckoner]
Metalbeard: Exist ye disabling of yon shields?
Figurer: Disabling shields.
Benny: What?
Unikitty: Your fellow Master Builders are gathered in the Dog.
Emmet: The what?
Lucy: And, by the style, I have a young man.
Emmet: Uh, I'yard not sure exactly why you'd bring that up.
Lucy: Information technology'due south super serious. You exercise not want to mess with him.
Emmet: Okay.
Lucy: Then don't go whatever ideas.
Pismire: I never have any ideas.
Emmet: Unikitty, you're supposed to follow the instructions, retrieve?
Unikitty: Sorry.
Emmet Brickowski: Whoa whoa whoa. Hey, I didn't describe that. Is that me exploding?
Vitruvius: Uh, I didn't mention that before? When you reunite the piece with the Kragle it might explode?
Emmet Brickowski: No, simply it might not, right?
Vitruvius: [crush] Sure, sure sure. Let'south go with that.
President Business concern: What is going on? Just stop building that stuff! Simply cease it!
[as they fly over Bricksburg]
Good Cop: Hi, everybody! How is the melting going?
[switches to Bad Cop]
Bad Cop: Hey, hey, hey, HEY! Cherry alert! I need everyone, repeat 'everyone' to go afterward the special!
Spoilers
The quote particular below may give away important plot points.
President Business: [after putting the Kragle with the Piece of Resistance] Emmet... thank you. And I just desire you to know from the bottom of my heart, from this moment forward, I solemnly promise that I will never-
[the Kragle explodes]
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